There are many skills I would love to have improved or mastered. Shooting and fencing sure! Changing a guitar string, yep. Being able to empathize with human, i guess. But most pale in comparison to Soda Jerking. What a delightful ability! Tea totaling barmanship at its awesomest! The freedom to craft new concoctions at will, what joy. My Dr, Pepper and Cream would be just a beginning, what wonders I could create. If one was around being taught there secret arts of soda would be my birthday wish. What the hell is a phosphate?
I want one for my house, though i have no idea where i would put it. Still who would argue with the man with a soda jerk in his house, no body they would just line up out my door for lime rickies and root beer floats. Then who is the soda millionary, ME baby.
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