Soda Fountain Odyessy: Virgin Red Mocho Cooler

Well last night i was trying out mixing torani flavors to make sodas and Italian cream sodas.  The idea hit me to mix it with the egg cream and I think I may have created a virgin Red Mocho Cooler. 

As my wife put it, "It should be good, but its just not!"  Mine was sparkling which alters from the Koolaid recipe but it was certainly disgusting and the cream eruption certainly fit the color of the drink.  It was awesomely awful!