Damn a free Abercrombie & Fitch gift card

Man thats tempting, 500 bucks free of useless crap and all i have to do is click some link that takes me to porn or something like that. Ok gimps listen up dont use my blog space to try and sell or promote your crap. Cuz A) no one is reading this crap i write and B) the sort of people that would read this crap would know better than to click your link even if C) they shopped at Abercrombie and Fitch which they dont.

Since like me and my friend Derek are the only ones who look at this why not better market to your audience. I wear levi's only and i buy them through Casual Male XL, cuz im a fat fuck. If you want to sell me a Tshirt try a Rush, Floyd, Testament or Maiden shirt. Maybe some cool indie movies for Derek or books. The sort of people who would stop to read this crap probably like books.

So in closing use a blog someone reads or offer me something i would be tempted by like a crokinole board or some ice cream

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