Whole milk is Our Birthright

The folks at Formal Sweatpants get the spirit of Krampus 100% right with this fantastic cartoon.  I am not anti vegan but I really hate the Gluten free.  It just seems like a fad like altruism or New Coke.

I think the soy stuff is more offensive Santa is obviously Nordic.  We northern folk have a near 100% occurrence of lactose tolerance.  Whole milk is our birthright.