Monday, August 29, 2011

Krampus for Christmas part ten

After his rounds to the bad kids of the town, our monster needed a drink.  Down the corner hid the lowest of dives all dark and full of beery stinks.  But it was warm and full and merry, so Krampus ordered himself twelve Tom and Jerry's.  He slowly got plastered the rest of the night.  There was singing of ancient rhymes and childlike delight, rumming and drumming til the monsters head was a'humming. Then one last call ended it all.

They spilled upon the street couples and gangs and some singles lonely with heart broken pangs.  Krampus was leaving when he heard words spoken hard and desperate.  Down a dark alley a date ended poorly.  The girls No's changed the monsters mood sorely.  With a bound Krampus sprang to see what was the matter.  A man meager like a mouse grabbed and pawed at a scared woman's blouse. Krampus now was mad, angry, pissed , full of furry, he was perturbed.  High on Christmasy vengeance he made the man bite the curb. Then a swishy switch'n along with screaming was heard.  Once twice the whipping was strong and even like the tide.  The villain wouldn't be sitting after the tanning of his hide.

long after the beating he left with the lady, clinging to his arm.  She laughed and was happy despite herself from Krampus's charm.  Leaving her at her doorstep but asked to call again, nothing serious just to check on his new friend.

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