Thursday, May 30, 2013

Quotes heard from a D&D game.

I'm not into racism or sexism, I have found my hate for an individual is exquisitely  more delightful.

Not having your order ready in the drive thru is like a racial slur to us fat people.

Have them dig one less grave, that way they will think one of them can get out of it, if they tell us what we want.

Make him look it up

You can suck a rainbow of dicks my friend.  That is where you line them up by skin tone, its more orderly.

Dagon can sleep with the fishes! Dude I don't think you get Dagon.

Stop playing Dungeons and Dragons, 40K will make a man out of you

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